My, what a tight brain.
That's a tight brain. ANTHONY KEO /BRAIN JOLLYGON /4X6/ ISTOCK / GETTY IMAGES

Are you under the impression that you're "smart"? Do you think you're well-versed in what's happening around Seattle? Well, prove it to yourself and the world by taking SEATTLE'S ONLY POP QUIZ—a new, weekly quiz chock-full of tough, fun, multiple-choice questions about stories that popped up in Seattle during the past week.

Before we begin, let's check in to see how the majority of you did with the last quiz... Well! More than 700 people (!!) took last week's quizzy, and the majority of you scored around, uh, 40 percent, falling into the "frankly, I have a soggy brain" category.

We were going to say something nice and encouraging, but considering how many of you voted that Portland has a better park system than Seattle, we're not going to say anything nice at all. But we will try to make this week's quiz a little easier.

WE'RE SURE YOU'LL DO GREAT THIS TIME. Take this week's quiz, submit your answers, and you'll instantly get a score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW FUCKIN' TIGHT YOUR BRAIN IS. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 10 points).

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10 points = "My brain is tighter than Albert Motherfuckin' Einstein's."
9 = "I am almost a goddamn genius with a goddamn tight brain."
8 = "I am achingly close to tight-ass genius-ness."
7 = "I may not be a genius, but I'm pretty dang smart. My brain is a little tight."
6 = "I am sorta smart but my brain is like a soft egg."
5 or below = "Frankly, I have a soggy brain."

Take SEATTLE'S ONLY POP QUIZ below, and come back next Friday for a new quiz!