My, what a tight brain.
That's a big, big brain. ANTHONY KEO /BRAIN JOLLYGON /4X6/ ISTOCK / GETTY IMAGES

Are you under the impression that you're "smart"? Do you think you're well-versed in what's happening around Seattle? Then prove it to yourself and the world by taking SEATTLE'S ONLY POP QUIZ—a new, weekly quiz chock-full of tough, fun, multiple-choice questions about stories that popped up in Seattle during the past week.

Last week, we challenged you all to try a little harder by beating your, frankly, piss-poor score from the week prior (an average of 40 percent out of 100!!), and my you sure did! Over 800 of you took our quiz and scored an average of 60 percent. Not exactly Einstein-level smart, but we're happy with that improvement. Only TEN of you scored a perfect score. Let's see if we can beat that this week, shall we?

Take this week's quiz, submit your answers, and you'll instantly get a score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW FUCKIN' BIG YOUR BRAIN IS. Here's the scoring key (out of a possible 10 points).

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10 points = "My brain is THE BIGGGESSSSSSTTTT. My head is EXPLODING with BRAIN."
9 = "OOOOOH. BIG!"
8 = "My brain is girthier than most."
7 = "I've got a decently sized brain but I know how to use it."
6 = "Who even wants a big brain? My brain gets the job done."
5 or below = "Micro-brain."

Take SEATTLE'S ONLY POP QUIZ below, and come back next Friday for a new quiz!