"I Don't Want to Deal With This Right Now"
The ways in which this Starheadboy sticker encapsulates my very being right now............it's uncanny.
"This Is Not New York"
Spotted in Georgetown, these stickers made their way over here from the other Washington.
"Sculpture Crystallized in Amber"
Thanks Micro Protests. Pretty sure this says "Punch a Nazi in the Dick" but not 100% on that.
"Go Vegan"
Did Moby make this?
"Bernie, Bro"
Bernie definitely would have won if he had pulled out this trick.
"The Cost Is High..."
Somehow that makes me feel worse.
"Let's Drink Dad's Beer"
My dad doesn't really drink beer, but whenever my grandpa visits us from Kansas City, he always gets a six-pack of Fat Tire. So we can drink those.
"Cute Axolotl"
Thanks Cora Lee! Axolotls always make me think of former Stranger managing editor Leilani Polk's feature on the cute little creatures.
"Everyday Is A Great Day for Abolition"
A good reminder.
"Life Is Good, Take It Slow"
I listened to this sticker and ate some perfectly sweet and cold strawberries as a reminder of how good I have it. Thank you, turtle.
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.