"Executive Producer Dick Wolf"
I definitely get the Law & Order theme song stuck in my head whenever I look at this sticker. Let's revisit the theme song of everyone's problematic fave spinoff, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, while we're here, eh? Copaganda at its finest!
"Door"
This is a portal to another sticker dimension.
"All Bad Things Have Ended"
I've mulled over this phrase for a few days, then decided to type it into Google. It may have come from the title of this 2014 album by British DJ and producer Joe Thornalley a.k.a. Vegyn, which you can listen to here. Also, this is a chance for me to bring up that Vegyn has a killer remix of a Porches song that carried me through the early part of the pandemic.
"Hi How Are You What's Your Name"
We have a pretty heavy music theme running in this edition of the column, huh? Hi, Daniel!
"Stop Buying Rainbow Capitalism"
Hiding my platform rainbow Tevas as we speak.
"Sexy Cat Person"
Thanks, Makaela Dokken!
"Defund the Police"
Spotted near Alki Beach.
"Nudie"
It took me forever to figure out who this cartoon character was until I realized it's a white Milhouse with a mullet. If you recognize this sticker, please give me the back story!
"I Built the Last 757"
Airplane stickers are a thing, apparently.
"This One's Going to Be Tough"
Leaving you with a Garfield panel to ponder!
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.