"Don't Suck Fascist Dick"
I'm assuming this means both literally and figuratively.
"All Cops Are Derek Chauvin"
Ok, but have you watched South Side yet? It's streaming on HBO Max and has made me almost pee my pants because I'm laughing so hard. It's genius!
"I Am Not Constance"
Well then who are you?
"Teach Love Not Racism"
Don't show this to any of those anti-CRT yokels.
"This Is Gonna Be the Best Day of My Life"
Is that Peter from Family Guy?
"Eat the Rich and Season Them Well"
I bet they'd still taste mealy.
This is how I think I look every time I have a little too much to drink.
And she's glittery!
"I Chase the Backbeat from Behind"
Got any Phish fans in the house?
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