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Jess Stein

"Don't Suck Fascist Dick"
Just dont.
Just don't. JK
I'm assuming this means both literally and figuratively.

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Fannie: The Music and Life of Fannie Lou Hamer: Jan 13-Feb 14 at Bagley Wright Theatre
Part theater, part revival, and all power, this one-woman show will have your head nodding and hands clapping!
"All Cops Are Derek Chauvin"
Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy. JK
ACAD.

"HBOpe"
What kind of ad campaign.
What kind of ad campaign. JK
Ok, but have you watched South Side yet? It's streaming on HBO Max and has made me almost pee my pants because I'm laughing so hard. It's genius!

"I Am Not Constance"
Think I saw this on Vashon Island.
Think I saw this on Vashon Island. JK
Well then who are you?

"Teach Love Not Racism"
Theres an idea!
There's an idea! JK

Don't show this to any of those anti-CRT yokels.

"This Is Gonna Be the Best Day of My Life"
Why does this remind me of those General Insurance commercials?
Why does this remind me of those General Insurance commercials? JK
Is that Peter from Family Guy?

"Eat the Rich and Season Them Well"
Yummy.
Yummy. JK
I bet they'd still taste mealy.

"Rainier Guy"
I love this creature.
I love this creature. JK
This is how I think I look every time I have a little too much to drink.

"Doll"
Saw this beauty near Caffe Vita.
Saw this beauty near Caffe Vita. JK
And she's glittery!

"I Chase the Backbeat from Behind"
Also spotted this one on Vashon, lol.
Also spotted this one on Vashon, lol. JK
Got any Phish fans in the house?

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