I, Anonymous: We Hope You're Sitting Down For This

Comments

1

The guy’s a douche. Don’t encourage him.

2

@1: I don’t know, he sounds a bit douche-y for sure. But “showing off your package neither UPS nor FedEx could deliver” made me LOL.

3

GLG, you sound like a fucking creep. I'm assuming you are wearing Bicycle Man's skin by now.

4

I knew someone would jump in in the comments to ruin an otherwise purely joyful experience. Well done people.

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@4: Yeah, I don't get the "creep" or "douche" reactions. Tame as lines for Blanche Devereaux on The Golden Girls.

6

GLG actually interacted with this fellow in the real world, isn't that against I Anon policy or something? Anyway, the package comment was a winner.

7

Does anyone else remember Missed Connections in the Stranger?

8

You two lovebirds should totally hook up behind the dumpster, or in it while its being emptied.

10

Strangerporn

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@7 Missed Connections, I Saw U, No, You Shut Up - back when The Stranger was good.