"The wall of text is massive. It encompasses not one, but two walls. My eyes bounced around, never sure where to land—forget about understanding."

This was designed by someone who has never been told no, including by the doctor they get their Adderall from.

"For once, I wished someone would mansplain this concept to me."

The best description I have seen comes from this tweet from @Guy_Friere: NFTs are just beanie babies for people who get mad at whenever there are black women in Star Wars

Anyone who thinks NFTs are art or a good idea and also thinks that climate change is an existential threat has as much credibility as a QAnon follower or Trump supporter.

I kind of feel sorry for 20-somethings who live in Seattle now. The Lake Union Pub is now Google. And that is not an improvement.

You kids get off my lawn!

You can all laugh. But I'm the only one reading my own NFT copy of the Stranger comments. Worth a goddam fortune in 2072 dollars. And they're for sale!

Is this the first museum dedicated to money laundering?

@10 Hahahaha, well played.

Walmart is getting in on the NFT game, no joke. They will be selling virtual clothing and accessories to folks who want to look cool in the metaverse. That's enough to deter me from wanting to be a consumer of this but I sure would love to get in on the business side, separating fools from their money. That's the American way and P.T. Barnum realized it a century ago.

I need to launder more crypto.

dis a museum of philosophy, because...why?