Can we get those lazy welfare geese who hang around here pooping all year (instead of migrating like hard-working geese are supposed to) to pull their weight too?
Using crows to clean up our city is a great idea. But why stop there. Squirrels could fill pot holes, rats could retrieve syringes and needles, hummingbirds could darn tattered tarps⦠reminds me of Enchanted with Amy Adams.
I am for this. Hopefully we can evolve crows to the point where they are so intelligent they become a threat to humanity and humanity can finally rally all its hate to one cause...destroying the crows.
what's next,
Aluminium cans?
gonna put a lotta
po folk outta Work...
perhaps the Po-po
can Hose 'em Down
if they get too big for
their Britches jakkkay.d
say that reminds me:
what's the Navy pay
dolphins for under-
water surveillance?
fish (and chips!?)
or shiny coins?
&
is it by-the-terrorist
or by-the-Hour?
Can we get those lazy welfare geese who hang around here pooping all year (instead of migrating like hard-working geese are supposed to) to pull their weight too?
Using crows to clean up our city is a great idea. But why stop there. Squirrels could fill pot holes, rats could retrieve syringes and needles, hummingbirds could darn tattered tarps⦠reminds me of Enchanted with Amy Adams.
Now I am holding out for hyenas.
Look, you've got it all wrong. Capitalism isn't exploiting Crows. CROWS ARE EXPLOITING CAPITALISM.
@7's exactly right.
I am for this. Hopefully we can evolve crows to the point where they are so intelligent they become a threat to humanity and humanity can finally rally all its hate to one cause...destroying the crows.