Oh shit, I frequently see stickers down here that I think would be wonderful for publication, and then always lament the lack of a Portland Sticker Patrol.

I've been here for close to 20 years now and don't think new Portland sucks. At least not much more so than the new rest of the new country/world does. We've lost some fun spots and institutions, but have retained quite a few as well. And Forest Park is still great.

Anyway, I wish I'd known you were coming as I could've pointed you toward some great lampposts and telephone poles!

you are hilarious

Good job Jas - love your shit.

Excellent entry. I'll let the "small town" dig slide (this time).