Isn't the only logical conclusion here that the note came from the person who delivers the newspaper?

It was probably written by the delivery person. That paper's owners aren't religious, they're still pissed at God for creating poor people and taxes.

Jesus Christ, IA! many newspaper delivery folks have english as a second language. tell the grammar police to stand down.

Obviously It's a letter asking for a tip. Probably left over from one from Christmas time. Don't linger on a breakup, just move on.

Oh gee, someone who can't handle "anti-Kshama Sawant bullshit" can't figure out the obvious.

It's clearly a coded message from Sawant. If you decipher, it says Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.

From the newspaper carrier. They would like a tip.

I, Moron