Slog tipper Ziggity writes:

Hey folks,

Just submitted (ha!) my entry to the Bottom Monologues, a Vagina Monologue for dudes who enjoy getting fucked. I think Sloggers would like to read about it before Eve Ensler tears it a new one (ha! again).

The website has buttery buns all over it, so NSFW (for people who don't work at The Stranger).

To clarify, there are no stories up on the site right now, it's just a place for you to, um, deposit yours. I asked Ziggity if he would we willing to share his entry with Slog readers, but he declined.