Behold! The most awesome rape van* ever (at least I would've fallen for it back in 1984)… THE NEVERENDING STORY VAN!

Omigod! And get this! The Neverending Story is on the passenger side, and scenes from The Neverending Story II is on the driver's side! EEEEEEEEE!!! And check out these close ups!

Atreyu & Artax!

Xayide in her castle!

Falcor the Luckdragon!

Don't miss more amazing photos here, including the sexy insides!

* Note: No one has ever been raped in this incredible van. However, after seeing it, I may volunteer.