Model violence: Three arrested in mayhem during "America's Next Top Model" auditions.

Debatable: Dick "I still wanna be evil" Cheney supports a debate between obscure conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh and President of the United States of America Barack Obama.

Recovery plan: Rep. Frank to determine if bonuses awarded to AIG employees can be taken back.

From rich to the poor: President Morales redistributes land to the indigenous farmers.

Ax murder: Husband of slain woman arrested by Pierce County deputies.

Border violence: Police find nine bodies partially buried outside of Mexican border city.

Afghanistan violence: Four NATO soldiers killed in explosion.

Obamedia: What to expect from the White House in the coming weeks.

Stimulus money: Local police departments to receive millions.

Looking ahead: South King County may be severely flooded next fall and winter.

Acquitted: Officer found not guilty of shooting a man in the head two years ago in Spokane.

Because it's still $&^%(*^&*&^ snowing outside my window...