Guess whose dirty pictures just surfaced?

5098/1241495548-misscalifornia.jpgTheDirty.com Exclusive: Self-proclaimed bible thumper Miss California, Carrie Prejean, should start pointing the finger at herself for her own indiscretions. TheDirty.com has received exclusive images of the homophobic debutante that would clearly strip her of her Miss California crown. So much for being a good role model for the state of California, Carrie.

What was Miss California saying about the way she was raised? Biblical values, traditional marriage, blah blah blah? She seems to have left "topless photos" off her list of "traditional values." Via JoeMyGod, who offers this appropriate quote from 1 Timothy 2:9: "I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair [extensions] or gold [highlights] or pearl [necklaces] or expensive [lingerie] clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God."

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And, yes, I'm generally pro toplessness. But if "biblical values" are the standard by which Carrie Prejean wants to judge others—and limit their rights—then she should be judged by the same standard and called out if she fails to adhere to those same biblical/traditional values. And if it turns out she's just another bible-thumping hypocrite—just another Christian bigot who obsesses over what the bible has to say about me while conveniently ignoring what the bible has to say about her—then she deserves to be outed.

UPDATE: Please, please, please don't let this be a hoax.

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