Alison Arngrim, the actress who famously played that awful little bitch Nellie Oleson on TV's Little House on the Prairie, once released a comedy album as then-First Daughter Amy Carter?

I would've known nothing of it if it weren't for WayOutJunk, who also has the whole long-out-of-print album available for download. (As the skit titles suggest, it's mostly a bunch of drawly Southern mockery...but IT'S NELLIE FUCKING OLESON!)