This month's Slog Happy is going to be a good one! It's being held at the new(ish) Twilight Exit location in the Central District (2514 E Cherry St), and they've got some pretty killer drink specials—$2.50 wells, $3 micros, and $1.50 PBR. They're also gonna bring in a couple extra folks to man the bar, so you hopefully won't have to wait too long (I know how you hate waiting for your drinks).
And before you start getting too drunk, I recommend you put a little food in your belly—maybe a plate of chicken-fried bacon?? They also have burgers, tater-tots, blue cheese fries, salads, and more on the menu, if you didn't want to completely clog the arteries.
Or hell, drink your dinner. I don't care. Just remember to tip well.
Slog Happy starts at 6 pm. I'll be there with nametags, you bring your wit and charm.