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Books • Sex • The Ladies

The Penis of a Literary Character...

by Paul Constant • Aug 21, 2009 at 4:25 pm

"Here comes the sparkle pony!"

...specifically, Edward Cullen from Twilight...will be available for sale on September 1st. The unofficial Twilight tie-in dildo sparkles, just like everyone's favorite vegetarian Mormon vampire. If you're interested, Edward is only slightly larger than average: 6.75 by 1.55 inches.

And for you straight boys who now need a good brain-scrubbing: Maybe you should check out this NSFW video demonstrating a dissolving bikini.

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