On August 21, police were called out an apartment in Eastlake where a 32-year-old woman told police that she spotted a man masturbating in an adjacent apartment building. The woman—who lives on the third floor of her building—told officers that in the last month, she's watched a man, who lives on the second floor of the nearby building, rub one out on five different occasions. The woman also told police that the man's blinds are only one-quarter to one-half way open when he's masturbating. However, the woman says she's never seen the man looking out the window while pulling his pecker.

In order to prove her story, the woman took a video of the man masturbating and showed it to police.

Officers contacted the man—who, the report says, is 64-years-old—and told him that his neighbors could see him stroking it. According to the report, the man told police “he did not know anyone could see into his apartment… and was alarmed that someone had videotaped him.”

Police told the man to shut his blinds in the future and informed him that he could be arrested if his neighbors spotted him again.

Under Washington State law, the woman could be convicted of voyeurism if it turns out she was videotaping the man for sexual gratification. Kinky.