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This is a parody/satire website dedicated to exploring the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. They are offering a 200 dollar reward for anyone who can prove that no girls were raped and murdered by Glenn Beck in 1990. Current polls show that 84% of everyone who took this online poll believe that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. They are using the same probing journalistic skills to explore the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 that Glenn Beck himself used to explore topics like President Obama's birth certificate and health care death panels and the fact that Obama is going to douse the middle class of America with gasoline and then light us all on fire.

The parodic investigation is getting indepth:

Guys, this is getting kind of scary. I just did another Lexis-Nexis search, and there is not one record of the statement "Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a girl today" in all of the records for 1990. It is possible, then, that he raped and killed as many as 365 1/4 girls in 1990. We're through the looking glass here folks.

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Indeed, Mister Anonymous Online Commenter. Indeed.

(Above image of Glenn Beck as the Joker is from the parody/satire blog Did Glenn Beck Cover-Up a Rape/Homicide in 1990 blog.)