Slog Tipper Matt in Denver brings us interesting news. It seems that Catholic League president Bill Donohue has a new book out. It's called Secular Sabotage: How Liberals Are Destroying Religion and Culture in America.

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I know, right? They're onto us! Anyway, Donohue has all the usual conservative jackasses pulling blurb duty on his book. Here are two familiar names:

· “Like the man himself, the book is feisty, controversial, impassioned, and important.” — Michael Medved, nationally syndicated talk show host

· “Bill Donohue is right on target. Every Christian needs to read his book.” — Donald E. Wildmon, founder and chairman, American Family Association

But, wait: Who's this at the end of the blurbs, here?

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· “Wake up, America! The secular minority has cut the brake cables on America’s In-God-We-Trust-Mobile™! Not even all 43 of our Christian presidents can save us now.” — Stephen Colbert, host of “The Colbert Report”

Matt in Denver says: " I think a publicist is about to lose her job." Thank you for sharing, you wonderful Slog commenter, you.