On Valentine's Day, according to a police report, a woman came home just before 6:00 p.m. to find her house vandalized and burglarized, according to a Seattle police report.

The suspects, according to the report, had allegedly broken into her house through a window and made a mess, emptying drawers and cupboards. But it gets weirder. The police report says:

[The suspect(s)] lit candles in the living room, placed cushions on the floor and appeared to have eaten some of the victim's food. They had thrown butter at the wall and window. They had placed the victim's computer in a suitcase but had not stolen it. They had written on a place mat in the kitchen - "Ha, Ha LOL!"

The only missing item known at this time, according to the report, is the victim's television.

My favorite part is the visual—people breaking into an apartment, lighting candles, putting down cushions and having a picnic, then getting into a butter fight?!?

But neighbors stated that they had seen a "male teen in a gray hooded sweatshirt" knock on the victim's door and then go around to the alleyway around 3:00 p.m., the report says. The idea that this is a single suspect makes this crime even weirder.