(Including: Why this is the best thing to happen since mandated calorie charts at McDonald's stopped Americans from eating McDonald's. Remember that? So amazing.)
Eli Sanders was The Stranger's associate editor. His book, "While the City Slept," was a finalist for the Washington State Book Award and the Dayton Literary Peace Prize. He once did this and once won this, but he also once crashed his bike into a parked car while on his way to a staff meeting, never mind this, so… His website, which probably hasn't been updated in a while, is www.elisanders.net.