This just in from Slog tippers/Hoarders producers Screaming Flea Productions:
NEW DESIGN SHOW NOW CASTING CLUTTERED AND UN-ORGANIZED FAMILIES
The creators of Sell This House and Hoarders are currently casting a new home makeover show for a major cable network to air in June!
ARE YOUR CLOSETS PACKED TO CAPACITY?
DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE FINDING BILLS, CAR KEYS, AND OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS?
IS YOUR HOUSE A CLUTTERED MESS?
IS YOUR DESIGN SENSE TOTALLY OUTDATED?
IS YOUR DINING ROOM TABLE COVERED IN HOMEWORK AND PAPERWORK?
ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE GETTING IN YOUR FRONT DOOR WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER SCHOOL BACKPACKS, SHOES, AND SPORTING EQUIPMENT?
IS YOUR HOME OFFICE A DYSFUNCTIONAL MESS?
If you have a desire to change, then we’d love to hear from you! Our team of experts will help solve your organizing problems by helping you get rid of the clutter and re-designing rooms in your home. Applicants must live in and own their house.
Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org