Riding the escalators at Le Musee Pinche, elevating between floors at the Muggenheim, tossing the paintings to my pretty assistant/driver of my getaway Rocococopter: this art theft video game is surprisingly addictive. My problem at first was I kept trying to look at the art to see what I was stealing—such a critic move. I soon adjusted to trying to steal everything in sight, without using my sight on it. (Thanks, Scott.)

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