On Jen's post from earlier today about a Large Chihuly Museum Being Planned for Seattle Center*, commenter Jeremy of Seattle gets a gold star when he writes:

I read this as "Large Cthulu Museum Being Planned for Seattle Center" and thought "AWESOME"

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I second that AWESOME. Your misreading is my boundless joy, Jeremy. If Seattle built a Cthulhu Museum, I would promise to visit it on a monthly basis. Hell, if they just built the gift shop and forgot about the museum, I'd be a happy camper.

* If this monstrosity gets built near the E.M.P., Seattle Center will officially become the World's Leading Storehouse of Lumpy, Overrated Objects™. World-class city, y'all!