...about getting all Gloom and Doom with that last post, you guys. As a peace offering, please enjoy this picture of Elton John kicking a soccer ball.
Los Angeles Aztecs was a soccer team that competed in the North American Soccer League from 1974-81. The team was based in Los Angeles, California and part-owned (for a time) by Elton John.
h/t: Slog Tipper Johnny Wokas!