But then if it did, all of a sudden it was all callin' you all the time? All needy? All cryin' and stuff? All, "Don't park in any other spots but me!" and "Buy me jewelry!" and "I'm pregnant with your car-baby because I was only pretending to be on birth control so that you would never leave me!!!"


Not WallyPark. Wallypark will handle your bag and massage your knob and taxi into your hangar. No strings attached. Just casual sex. With a parking spot. By the airport. WallyPark.

Thanks to Tom for the hot, sexy tip.