...to protect their children from teh gays!

UPDATE: On a more serious note...

For the first time in 33 years, yesterday the issue of gay adoption was debated on the floor of the Florida Senate. Florida is the only state with a specific prohibition on gay adoption. Two legislators attempted to attach amendments legalizing gay adoption to a bill that would [ban any adoption restrictions] adoption for people with guns in their homes, but were forced to withdraw them when a ruling was made that the issue wasn't germane.