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??!! • Fashion • Animals

What Time Is It? Oh! Poop O'Clock!

by Lindy West • Mar 17, 2010 at 2:58 pm

This watch, which is made of dinosaur poo and toad skin, is only $11,290.

"A relic of the Jurassic period, it has taken millions of years for this organic substance to embrace its present warm and matchless tints."

Goddamnit. I had a meeting scheduled at feces thirty.

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