Yale recently announced a new fellowship to aid "nutritional science research" in the Yale School of Medicine's M.D.-Ph.D. program.

This is good news for the future health of our country, our children, and ... WAIT A MINUTE! The fellowship is funded by PepsiCo! Oh good lord.

Yale Medical School's Dean of Medicine says, apparently with a straight face, "PepsiCo's commitment to improving health through proper nutrition is of great importance to the well-being of people in this country and throughout the world."

The Simpsons predicts the future, again.

Troy: Now, turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you? You, the redhead in the Chicago school system?

Girl: Pepsi?

Troy: Partial credit!