Flip Mode. Flip Mode Is the Greatest. Republicans plot to overturn health care bill and save us all from doooooooom.

We Don't Even Talk Anymore. Capture of top Taliban officials screws up peace negotiations.

Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile. People in Italy sit around and talk about Amanda Knox.

"The American people deserve more than empty rhetoric and impractical calls for mass deportation." DC immigration rally scheduled for Sunday.

"President Obama, come when you can, come as you are." Obama postpones diplomatic trip to Indonesia. Indonesians are like, "It's cool, bro."

Yeah! That'll Show 'Em! Israel retaliates for yesterday's rocket attack.

Clearly a Better Idea Is to Just Keep Eating Them Until They're Extinct! Proposed ban on blue fin tuna fails; Japan is all, "Yessssssssssss!"

[Joke About Airplane Food.] British Airways cabin crews to go on strike.

NO! Not the Bees! NOT THE BEEEEEES! Two women attacked by evil bees in Phoenix.

Miss Congeniality. TMZ digs up Nazi fetish photos of that lady who says she banged that dude who's married to Sandra Bullozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

ADFASLDKJFLAWENKRJ. New quarterback HOT.

Please enjoy this candid footage of Gary Glitter just hanging out in his backyard: