...when you're making love. At least that's what I learned at the theater. But the offer isn't good in the UK:

A noisy British love-maker has been arrested again over loud sex romps with her husband. Caroline Cartwright was in court eight weeks ago after breaching an order preventing her from having noisy sex with husband Steve, the Telegraph newspaper reports.

The 49-year-old from Washington in the UK's northwest was handed a suspended sentence but was arrested last week after a neighbour complained about screams coming from the living room. "This is just ridiculous ... it was just for 10 minutes at around 10.15am on a Sunday morning," Mrs Cartwright said.... Mrs Cartwright, who has been ordered to stay away from her home, was jailed last year after she broke a four-year ban preventing her from having noisy sex anywhere in England and Wales.