This is such an easy win.

The Bellagio condos at 745 Bellevue Avenue East went up in 2005. Not only is the building a knockoff of a knockoff (Italy via Vegas), it's unbelievably shoddily constructed, which seems perfect. The building doesn't even meet the ground squarely (see picture). When I Google its architects, I find a company called TSA, but clicking them I get "Not Found." I also would vacate the premises if I were the architect of record on this building.

In a full frontal view of the building, you can see the dead face that meets the street.

You really must lay your eyes on it if you have not already. I am absolutely impressed by its badness. It's almost enough to inspire love. Almost.

Its marketers have this to say:

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