Drive-By Shooting in Lynnwood: "A 32-year-old Seattle man was listed in critical condition at Harborview Medical Center after he was shot early Wednesday."

Olympia's Inability to Get Things Done Is Costing Us: "The Legislature has been in session so long it's losing millions of dollars from potential taxes that could have started April 1 to help close a $2.8 billion budget shortfall."

Go Get Him, Dwight: Dwight Pelz files a sweeping public-records request on Washington State Attorney General Rob McKenna demanding "all documents relating in any way to [McKenna's] decision to join in bringing or threatening a lawsuit challenging... the historic health-care legislation." Pelz explains: "The public has a right to know whether McKenna generated this idea himself or whether he is acting on behalf of the National Republican Party or the Insurance Industry."

Island Superhero: "Bainbridge Island police have detained a man they say was waving a large sword around and stabbing objects in the parking lot of a Bainbridge Island building supply store... He told the off-duty Bainbridge Island police officer who approached him Tuesday afternoon that he was 'hunting werewolves and chuds' who could disguise themselves as humans."

What's the Fastest You've Driven on 520? "A Bellevue man with a long history of traffic violations was busted in Medina early Saturday after troopers spotted him racing his BMW M6 across the Highway 520 floating bridge at speeds estimated over 135 miles per hour."

Pope Accepts Irish Bishop's Resignation: He resigned after "two scathing Irish government reports released last year revealed decades of systematic sex abuse of hundreds of thousands of Irish children and a widespread cover-up of the problem."

Israel Continues to Not Give a Damn What We Think: "Construction of a contentious Jewish housing project in a predominantly Arab neighborhood of East Jerusalem could start at any time, Israeli officials and experts said Wednesday, as Israeli plans for Jewish residential building in the contested territory continued to upset peace efforts and strain ties between Israel and the United States."

California's Solution to Its Prison Problem: The plan is to release 6,500 low-level offenders this year to save $100 million.

James Cameron's Opinion of Glenn Beck: "Glenn Beck is a fucking asshole."

The "Baby Killer"-Shouting Congressman Goes on Fox News: Says he's not backing down.

Lindsay Lohan Went Out Last Night: And then—whooop!bit the dirt.