The show will be hosted by the always elegant Luke Burbank, and the extremely famous celebrity spellers will include me, comedians Kevin Hyder and Solomon Georgio, Movin' 92.5's Monti, and I Can Haz Cheezburger's Ben Huh. We'll be competing against seven extremely non-famous civilian spellers, chosen from the audience.
That means YOU!
I'm giving away ONE of the seven civilian-speller spots on Slog today. Right now. If you win, you'll get to stand on the stage with me and those other people and out-spell us into oblivion with your giant brain. Fun, right?
All you have to do is submit an ultra-short story or prose poem (50 words or less) about either spelling OR bees. E-mail me your submissions by 3:30 pm today with the subject line "I HAVE A BEE BEARD." The very best one will win a spot in tomorrow night's competition.
Get to it! Clackety clack clack! Bzzzzzzz!