I speak of the two minutes and twelve seconds of the trailer for the forthcoming film version of Marmaduke.

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The adorableness of dog behavior used to be one of those unimpeachable truths I could count on. But CGI has killed that truth.

To prove my point, here's a still photograph of two dogs doing nothing, which is 10,000 times more interesting than two frantic minutes of computer-animated, celebrity-voiced dogs doing everything.