Why is it useless? It's an advice book for women who look up to Paris Hilton, with problems like "You are mistaken for a prostitute," "A hot guy wants to take you home, but you didn't shave," "A lesbian watches you undress," "Asian ladies make fun of you in Korean during a manicure," and "Your ugliest friend keeps calling dibs on every hot guy." The advice is poorly written (including phrases like "bopping his baloney") and lame.

Could anyone enjoy this book? If you find any of the advice in this book to be helpful, you probably can't read anyway.