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I also eagerly await the Cheez-It-and-Mountain-Dew diet, the Pizza-Hut-Stuffed-Crust-Meat-Lover’s-Pie diet, and the Carl’s-Jr.-Double-Six-Dollar-Burger diet. Until then, I'll just have to stick with my heart-healthy fave of grilled pork and coconut milk smoothies.

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