Moved up, because free is good. Also, this is not an April Fool.

It's a great day to be a cheapskate, Seattle!

• Free coffee right now (and all day long until 9 p.m.), free pizza now until close and music latera performance by the Tarantellas at 6 p.m. to celebrate the opening of Caffe Vita & Pizzeria Napoletana in Pioneer Square.

• Free dessert tonight (and again on April 15th and 30th) in honor of Tango's 10th anniversary—and it's the El Diablo (pictured below), which is arguably the best dessert in the world.

No purchase required, because the best kind of free is really free.*

Details may be found over here in the Chow Calendar.

*Though you really ought to make a donation to 4culture at the Caffe Vita/Pizzeria Napoletana party.

The El Diablo: dark chocolate, cayenne, spicy almonds, cocoa nibs, burnt meringue, and tequila-caramel sauce. NOM NOM NOM.
  • The El Diablo: dark chocolate, cayenne, spicy almonds, cocoa nibs, burnt meringue, and tequila-caramel sauce. NOM NOM NOM.