Celebrities everywhere should make a pact to respond to any sex-rumors with: "I will neither confirm nor deny that rumor about my sex life. It's none of your damn business."

This whole stupid cycle of denying, getting caught, apologizing for lying (about questions you never should've had to answer in the first place), and on and on is a big waste of everyone's time.

Tiger, Sandra, everyone: Don't confirm. Don't deny. Just say nunya.