Glenn Beck is asking people to choose their favorite cover for Beck's upcoming thriller The Overton Window. Four possible covers are displayed. The Awl is starting a campaign to "Make Glenn Beck's Book Cover a Hot Greco-Roman Homo Wrestler Romance!" I agree that this is the cover everyone should vote for:


I don't know what, exactly, that statue represents, but I'd love to see this cover on conservative bookshelves all over America this fall.