Teh Internets™ tell me someone found this shopping list in a Seattle parking lot. Um, big ups to Stan's Adult Superstore in White Center! Stan really is the man.

Also, please *PLEASE* don't forget to put some gasoline in the Buick (smiley face) and make sure that Thirftway cucumber is Size XL, okay? (another smiley face).

Via Reddit. Click to enlarge image.