Deepwater Horizon: Louisiana declares state of emergency as oil spill reaches coastline, experts warn that the still-gushing spill could eclipse Exxon Valdez.

Meanwhile in the Puget Sound: The Department of Ecology is working to contain a diesel spill at Federal Way's Dash Point State Park.

The China Syndrome, Con't: "A farmer attacked kindergarten students with a hammer, injuring five, before burning himself to death Friday in China's third such assault in as many days."

In Much Better News: FDA approves Seattle-made prostate cancer vaccine.

Dig In!: Georgia Senate passes measure allowing drivers to keep their road kill.

We Put a Man on the Moon, You'd Think We Could Put Babies in Non-Deadly Cribs: U.S. government orders two big crib recalls.

Farewell, Harry Wappler: Longtime KIRO weatherman laid to rest.

And finally, happy birthday to '70s-and-'80s screen icon Jill Clayburgh, whose cold-turkey quaalude Valium-quitting in 1982's I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can will be amazing forever.