I have no clue what made the person write that. I wasn't mean at all. I don't think I'll be going back. That's too bad for Starbucks since I usually go 1-2 times per day. I'll be taking my business to Peet's Coffee.
The mind boggles at the ways this scenario could have played out. Someone should make a Rashomon-style movie titled Big Dick about Christian and his cup of iced tea.
(Via Starbucks Gossip. The comments threads on both of these posts are totally worth reading, by the way.)