Sorry, Lindy. I am absolutely not going to be able to review Human Centipede for the film section. I have seen way too many torture porn movies as it is. But I promise to watch Eyeborgs for you when it comes out.

"What if somebody puts a weapon? Think about it! Robot soldiers. Infiltrating society. It can do whatever it wants. Pretty smart move for a camera, don'tcha think?" I love Danny Trejo.

(Also on the list of movies I am not looking forward to seeing? The Planet of the Apes prequel.)