The sexual tension at my high school was subtextual, subliminal, covert—things are different at Paramount Unified...

The assistant principal at a California high school has been placed on leave after a campus talent show where male students pranced seductively in underwear and Speedos. The Paramount Unified School District began an investigation after video of the student performances showed up on YouTube and local television news reports. One performer, Christian Dominguez, says he simply wanted to "pump up" the class at Paramount High School.

I didn't search YouTube for the video because that would be wrong. You'll have to examine your own consciences, Sloggers. (Thanks to Slog tipper RKZ.)