...just so I can vote for this guy.
Thanks for the heads-up, Gawker, whose Adrian Chen supplies priceless commentary:
The ad opens with a shot of Peterson's dog tags and Marines badge superimposed on the Constitution. I mean, what!? Was Peterson looking at the original copy of the Constitution at the National Archives and just happened to leave his dog tags lying on top of it? Maybe he uses replicas as placemats, and he uses his dog tags as spoons. Regardless, this image shows that Dale Peterson is the most American of all Americans: He has his Fourth of July barbecue on top of Mount Rushmore while lighting off fireworks with the bloody clothes of terrorists he killed with his bare hands and writing all-caps letters to members of congress reminding them about the Americans who are still missing in Vietnam.
Read the whole hilarious thing here.