Screw Journalism—I've Found My Calling

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I've never noticed any predilection for journalism from you, Lindy?
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Lethal toes! Who will think of the much gentler pit bulls?
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Living Muppets! I <3 sloths...
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I want one for my son. At once.
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This made my day! Thanks Meags and Lindy!
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Lindy, you will have to leg wrestle me for that job. I think I want it more than you.
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There is no bad day this could not brighten! Thanks!
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"journalism"
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All kidding aside, we really need fewer children in this world and more sloths. These totally win over sproglets in the stop-the-entire-office adorable department, and they're pretty quiet, too. Not too fast, either, so you'll never lose track of them.

How could they not be more adorable?
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Get one that likes movies.
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I want to see a reedit with Hitchcockian music, e.g., shrieking Psycho violins when the fiery orange one claws at the air. I love the idea of slo-mo sloth terror.
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omfg those things are the cutest pieces of shit ive ever seen! i want oneee!!
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i totally forgot about the stranger,moved away from seattle two years ago. man i miss having so many shows to go see.