But Still: Suck it, Specter.
Meanwhile, in Thailand: Protest leaders surrender, saying they don't want any more death, but pockets of protest still continue.
You've Been Sanctioned, MoFo: Major powers agree on sanctions for Iran.
North Versus South: South Korea says North Korea sank their warship. What do they do now?
Things Aren't Improving in Afghanistan: Taliban forces attack a U.S. base.
Alleged Times Square Bomber-Wannabe Allegedly Tried to Bomb Times Square: Faisal Shahzad has been charged with attempted terrorism, which sounds like a Steve Gutenberg comedy from 1986.
Things Are Looking Up: Washington added almost 6000 jobs last month, lowering unemployment to 9.2%.
Welcome to 2002: King County to create high-data website for city government.
They're Gonna Be the Next AOL: Yahoo to buy Associated Content, which means they've cornered the market on bland, forgettable internet pap.
And now, your Daily Muppet: