If [you] buy one of our games for your child you're a terrible parent.

So says Lazlow, developer and DJ for Rockstar Games, which enjoys big sales of Grand Theft Auto and other fine games through well-managed controversies, plus vicarious murder and ambulance-jacking. Their just-released game, Red Dead Redemption, features horse-jacking. Alert Mudede!

The Stranger Testing Department is Rob Lightner and Paul Hughes.